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    "A Distasteful Beginning" | Misadventures of Minecraft Guy 001 | Ghost

    The Misadventures of Minecraft Guy is a series in which a narrative is created within Minecraft, and then acted out all by a single lonely, angry, and confused man known simply as Minecraft Guy. This series is meant to simulate the thoughts of a man stranded, all alone, in the world of Minecraft. With a twist.

    Watch as Minecraft Guy travels about searching for answers to questions that are wholly ridiculous, all whilst being tormented by creepy signs and ranting about how insipidly stupid everything is.

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    Pretty Cool Seeds 004 | Minecraft | Ghost

    Ghost sees your beautiful overhangs and raises you several more beautiful overhangs. In this episode of Pretty Cool Seeds, Ghost derps it up and flies about a beautiful landscape.

    Seed: -780636540
    Coordinates:
    x: 0.5
    y: 65.62000000476837
    z: 0.5

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    "Nostalgia" | Halo 3 Funtage | Lumpy

    With a sprinkle of Reach.

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    "Is This Even Science?" | Portal 2 CO-OP 004 | Lumpy & Bluebear

    Bluebear has a 32’ face.

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    Zoo | Black Ops: Escalation | Benjamin

    Benjamin talks a little talk about “Zoo”, one of the four new multiplayer maps in the Call of Duty: Black Ops Escalation map pack.

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    Hotel | Black Ops: Escalation | Benjamin

    Benjamin talks a little talk about “Hotel”, one of the four new multiplayer maps in the Call of Duty: Black Ops Escalation map pack.

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    "How (Not) to Survive Your First Night" | Minecraft | Ghost

    Ghost shows you the best way to (not) survive in Minecraft! There are several important tips for all you beginners that you should definitely (not) follow, without exception!

    Remember: diamonds are useless, cows are spies, and Buddhist symbols form protective auras! And, for good measure: everyone needs hoes.

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    Pretty Cool (Gaming) Question of the Day?

    Who is your favorite character from Portal 2, dialogue-wise? i.e., who made you laugh the hardest?

    A. Cave Johnson

    B. Wheatley

    C. GLaDOs

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    Pretty Cool Seeds 002 | Minecraft | Ghost

    The second episode in the Pretty Cool Seed series, this time showcasing the breathtaking domain of the Pumpkin Lord. (The seed name is rather numerical, and the Pumpkin Lord is rather mighty.) Countless waterfalls, giant trees, and nearly-suicidal cows await you!

    If you have any mind-blowingly cool seeds, leave the seed and the coordinates in the comments and we’ll see about showcasing it as a pretty cool seed!

    Seed: -1784338777788894343
    Coordinates:
    x: 139.39311215884663
    y: 65.62000000476837
    z: 82.5026884667183

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    56-7, Domination on Firing Range | COD:BO MP Commentary 001 | Remy